General Manager Bob Murray: Hello this Bob Murray General Manager of the Anaheim Duncks
NHL Dept of Player Safety: Hi Bob we need to talk about Nick Ritchie.
GM BM: I know he is very sorry it won't happen again. By the way what were you guys during Wednesday morning?
NHL (PS) Well we were dealing with Brad Marchand.
GM BM: Well you know I lost my best defenseman to a knee on knee hit Tuesday night.
NHL (PS) Sorry to hear about that.
GM BM: Yeah it was Mark Giordano of the Calgary Flames same team that has Matthew Thachuk.
NHL(PS) oh.
GM BM: Who is this??? YOU WANT TO SUSPEND ONE OF MY PLAYERS FOR A SIMPLE PUNCH TO A DEPTH DMAM. AFTER WE F***ING HEARD NOTHING FROM YOU ON WEDNESDAY REGARDING THE FOWLER HIT. CAM IS F***ING LOST FOR THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS ATLEAST IN WHICH WE MIGHT VERY WELL FACE THIS SAME F***ING CALGARY TEAM, F***ING GIORDANO CAN DO THIS AGAIN AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO F***ING EGELAND FOR JUMPING KESLER.
NHL (PS) (slience)(whispers heard in background Boy Bob is really Pissed Off)
GM BM Can I speak with Pronger or Parros?
NHL (PS) They are both busy right now. Can we fine a solution to this Ritchie problem ..
GM BM, Fine but first a question Do you want us to play Jared Boll Game 1 ESPECIALLY AGAINST F***ING CALGARY.
NHL (PS) Um 1 game Sunday regular season finale vs. LA
GM BM Acceptable (hangs up... grins like Mr. Burns) Execellent!!!
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