Friday, April 7, 2017

Bob Murray takes with NHL Player Safety Friday April 7th

General Manager  Bob Murray:  Hello this Bob Murray General Manager of the Anaheim Duncks

NHL Dept of Player Safety:  Hi Bob we need to talk about Nick Ritchie.

GM BM: I know he is very sorry it won't happen again.  By the way what were you guys during Wednesday morning?

NHL (PS) Well we were  dealing with Brad Marchand.

GM BM:  Well you know I lost my best defenseman to a knee  on knee hit Tuesday night.

NHL (PS) Sorry to hear about that.

GM BM: Yeah it was Mark Giordano of the Calgary Flames same team that has Matthew Thachuk.

NHL(PS) oh.

GM BM: Who is this??? YOU WANT TO SUSPEND ONE OF MY PLAYERS FOR A SIMPLE PUNCH TO A DEPTH DMAM.  AFTER WE F***ING HEARD NOTHING FROM YOU ON WEDNESDAY REGARDING THE FOWLER HIT.   CAM IS F***ING LOST FOR THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS ATLEAST IN WHICH WE MIGHT VERY WELL FACE THIS  SAME F***ING  CALGARY TEAM, F***ING GIORDANO CAN DO THIS AGAIN AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO F***ING EGELAND FOR JUMPING KESLER.

NHL (PS)  (slience)(whispers heard in background Boy Bob is really Pissed Off)

GM BM Can I speak with  Pronger or Parros?

NHL (PS) They are both busy right now.  Can we fine a solution to this Ritchie problem ..

GM BM, Fine  but first a question Do you want us to play Jared Boll Game 1 ESPECIALLY AGAINST F***ING CALGARY.

NHL (PS) Um 1 game Sunday  regular season finale vs. LA

GM  BM Acceptable (hangs up... grins like Mr. Burns) Execellent!!!

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